Laughter a great medicine

Teacher: History is a very interesting subject. It tells you about what had happened in the past.
Student: Please teacher, I don't think I want to study history.
Teacher: Why?
Student: There is no future in it

Teacher       : Ted, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much would your father still have? Ted              : $10. Teacher       : You don't know maths. Ted              : You don't know my father!   Mother        : David , come here. David           : Yes, mum? Mother        : You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse. David           : But I will only get my report tomorrow. Mother        : I know that. But I am going to Hongkong tomorrow, so I am scolding you now.   Father      : Why did you fail your mathematics test? Son          : On Monday, teacher said 3+5=8 Father      : So? Son          : On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8 And on Wednesday, she said    6+2=8.. If she can't make up her mind, how do I know the right answer?   A mother and son were doing dishes while the father and daughter were watching TV in the living room. Suddenly, there was a loud crash of breaking plates, then complete silence.. The daughter turned to look at her father. Daughter   : It's Mummy! Father      : How do you know? Daughter   : She didn't say anything.   Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Yes, dear Girl: Would you die for me? Boy: No, mine is undying love   Man: How old is your father? Boy: As old as me Man: How can that be? Boy: He became a father only when I was born   Waiter: I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg. Customer: Don't tell me your problems. Give me the menu. Teacher     : Simon, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did u copy his? Simon        : No, teacher, it's the same dog!   Father      : Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything! Son          : That's why I say she's no good!   Teacher: 'Where were u born?' Student: ' Singapore , Sir.' Teacher: 'Which part?' Student: 'All of me, Sir.'   A teacher was asking her class: 'What is the difference between 'unlawful' and 'illegal'?' Only one hand shot up. 'OK , answer, Joan' said the teacher. ''Unlawful' is when u do something the law doesn't allow and 'illegal' is a sick eagle.'   Teacher: 'How come you have not combed your hair?' Ah Kow: 'No comb, Sir.' Teacher: 'Use your dad's then.' Ah Kow: 'No hair, Sir.'     A boy came home from school with his exam results. 'What did u get?' asked his father. 'My marks are under water,' said the boy.. 'What do u mean 'under water'?' 'They are all below 'C' (sea) level'       ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 'FuNzZie ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ╓──╖░╓────╖╓─╖╓─╖╓───╖ ║░░║░║░╓╖░║║░║║░║║░╙─╢ ║░░╙╖║░╙╜░║║░╙╜░║║░╓─╢ ╙───╜╙────╜╙────╜╙───╜ http://www.facebook.com/FuNzZi​e​